Guitar Smasher for Hire!

Over 25 years experience in artfully smashing both electric and acoustic guitars, bass guitars, cellos, guitars, violins, violas, lutes, mandolins, banjos, and especially ukuleles. Whether it be a prized masterpiece or a total piece of shit, I have no conflict. Happy to bring any level of aggro to your event or gig.

BREAK AT NECK, NO PROBLEM! KNOCK OFF HEADSTOCK, DONE! SMASHED IN PICKGUARD, SINCH ! DESTROY THE ENTIRE BODY, YOU GOT IT! YOU NAME IT, l’LL SMASH IT!!!

For further info, fees, CV, and an extensive, indexed list of instruments smashed, please contact: kennedy.tableblue@gmail.com

Stay safe.

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Flyer included free with purchase of “Free Flyer!” (Volume One) by jeremy kennedy. Available via Rebel Hands Press.